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Mouse Clicker

Came accross this fetabulous game. Thought of hosting it over here. Give it a try... Try to beat my score of 1368.

Finally Passed!

When was the last time you ever got the same feeling you used to get on your results day back in school? Well, I got one right today when I was at the post office waiting to check if my passport had come there or not. My wait for the Passport took some real ugly turns and I feel quite light from the bottom now. And when I say light from the bottom I really mean light from the bottom, and that's not a figure of speech! my purse feels much lighter than it used to be before applying for a passport. It all began 25 days back, when I went to the police station for the address verification. I was lighter by 300 there itself. The gentleman over there made me go up and down my house which I believe was unnecessary. Though its just 4 kms from there, yet I felt it was a sheer waste of my otherwise indefatigable energy just to get some documents that even the passport department never asked me to produce. In the process, he also convinced me that he was doing a big favor by accepting my bank ...

The Lucky Ali Poll

Me and Vikram had a small argument today over Lucky Ali's voice. Guys please spare a minute in casting your vote. Thanks in advance.

Letter to Hathway...Where are we going with this kind of service?

Respected Authority… First of all I really wish to appreciate the service that you are providing when it comes to the cable network. Unfortunately I can’t say the same thing when it comes down to the internet service because of the following things. My internet is not working consistently since the past week. I have paid my bills and expect the service against the same. I did call up the call centre and it did solve my problem in 24hours (which I feel is too long wait time) Yet again the problem persisted the next day. I again called up the call centre and they solved my problem again in another 12 hours. Now the problem has reproduced. That’s a big problem. I tried to call up the call centre but of all the technical help lines that Hathway has specified on its bill, only one seems to work. That too was busy since yesterday night 1 AM to atleast 3 AM. After that I tried again in the morning and still I couldn’t get through till 10:30 AM. I wonder if it was off the hook unless. You serv...

FREAKIN HATHWAY INTERNET!!! GOD DAMMN!!! BULL SHIT!!!

Height of insanity towards customers... None of the phone numbers that they have given on their site seem to be working. The customer executives talk as if they are burdend to talk to us. You can hear their loud laughs and stuff when a support call is in progress... the jokes are so funny that sometimes even the call assistants doesent hesitate in laughing out loud... The feedback mail that I filled up on Hathways site was listed as spam!!! Blaaady freakin Hathway!!

Stupid Ideaz!

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Idea Cellular won the International GSM Association award for Billing and Customer Care !!! HAHAHAHA!! Yeah I dont know about billing but certainly the customer care might really be worth it.... as in they hardly take any calls from any customers and they hang up when they wish to... They deserver an award for that. What nansense!! Bikauuu!

Jago India Jago!

Jago India Jaggooo!!! Following is the President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam' s Speech sometimes back.... "Why is the media here so negative? Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements? We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why? We are the first in milk production. We are number one in Remote sensing satellites. We are the second largest producer of wheat. We are the second largest producer of rice. Look at Dr. Sudarshan, he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit. There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters. I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who in five ye...

Car Loan anyone???

Going in for a car loan or a bike loan??... watch out for the games people play before you become the bait.... http://www.mouthshut.com/product-reviews/Advice_on_Auto_Loans-925047753.html Its a tough tough tough mans world!!! the rest can barely survive... .... kudos MouthShut.com Update: Also see http://www.ryze.com/posttopic.php?topicid=452033&confid=366

Magic of Thinking BIG

Existing Pettily petty environment say lot of things. It tells you, "whatever will be will always be", that you destiny is outside your control, that "fate" is in complete control. So forget those dreams, forget that finer home, forget that special college for the children, forget the better life. Be resigned. Lie down and wait to die!

Shushh!!! Raptivitys coming out with a new version!

Waaahaahaaaaaaaw!! After making kewl and rockin "Interaction Models (IM)" (as they term it), Raptivity is again coming back with new and exciting stuff it seems....(shushhH!!) 175 IM's were really like WaaahaaHaaaaaaaaaw!! and more IM's would be like more WaaHaaaHaaaaaaaaw!!! what else do you require to convert the e from electronic Learning to e of exciting Learning... Raptivity sure is going to templatize life one day... I'd bet on that! Mann!! I am really inspired from this tool! Well I am goin down to reserve my copy today.... maybe I'll get a better deal!
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Took a leisure walk on JM Road... One thing I realised, temme how many times do we really care to see whats the scene like above our heads while walking on streets infested by the haute things around? Snapped up this image on my way.... Realised that every walk in life may always give a perfect level of satisfaction as far as the environment around goes in harmony... Feels happy and satisfied with such harmony, but what really matters more is looking at life in every possible angle, maybe there might be something more that can give us more happiness. Well happiness is one thing that has not limits... Anyways... me going to Mumbai today to recieve Vikrant!! Adios!

Conversation for this Nation! Part II

Prajakta: are ani maze baba mumbaila gele hote kaal... tithe te adakle... tyancha phone pan lagena khoop tension ale..mag ratri phone lagla .. he was fine mazya sis jade rahile ani aaj sakali ale.. my god!! me: I can imagine...Kay chalu aahe hya deshache yaaar...and kay honar aahe! :( Prajakta: yeah ... kahi khara nahi ahe ... :(.... but we cant do anything can we ... we cant change the mentality of the people... me: Some bloody mentality yaar...Actually the problem with our nation is that those who are wothless and workless are most of the time indulged in such activities.... and those who can actually stop all of this stuff from happening are working for good companies... Everyone takes everyother person for granted..."This aint my job..." is becoming like a punch line when it comes to social work... So yaar...Wanna leave this nation as soon as possible. Prajakta: are dont do that...dont run away... the future of our nation lies in our hands..atleast one good thing that we...

Dadas back in team!

Me: Dadas back in team.. Vikram: oh yeah man !!!!!!!!!!!! yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Me: are you getting orgasms or something? Vikram: no pata hai pakau PJ hai... but thats better than no post. :)

IP{ Conversation for the Nation!

This was an IP conversation we had on on our local messanger at Harbinger today Vikram: ////is that good news or bad news ??//// me: //good... icicis making it big Vikram: //actually man !!!! //but actually u knw what !!! //govt. banking is smooth and very much reliable.. //there is not much help to the people if private banks take over a lot. ////certain areas like roads, electricity where the govt. only malfunctions shd be taken over by private sector !!! //thats will make our nation progress me: you know what... somethings are very easy to visualize, but very hard to implement... as in an ideal nation or ideal town.... but when it comes to actual pouring money into for something... it really becomes a thirsty issue for a nation as courrupt as ours and as poor as ours... come to think of it who(as in which private body) would want to spend money over 1. A body as mismanaged as Corporations in Cities.. where doing the roads is Corporations job... 2. Who would want to share organizatio...

Forward!!

I got this forwarded from somebody!!! Uncontrolabllyyyy humoroussss!!! Go thru it once... hatz off to the creator. Ever wonder why…. why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? why "abbreviated" is such a long word? why doctors call what they do "practice"? why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashingliquid is made with real lemons? why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? why they don't make the whole plane out of the material usedfor the indestructible black box ? why sheep don't shrink when it rains? why they are called apartments when they are al...

Lifes like that!

Lifes just like an MP3.... Increasing the Byte Rate increases the Quality... For some Byte Rate might mean just Luxury... but for some it means L O V E... by the way... I have a very high quality MP3.... thanks to my byte rate... :)

Need more people like Prince.

1 boy - 60 feet deep pit - Hundreds of Army Officials at rescue - Prayers from all over the world - from all the communities - Lime light for the boy - Funds announced by a NEWS channel for the boys total education - Government announces 2 Lakh compensation - CM visits the small but not so small pit - PM plans his visit - boy rescued after more than 48 hours - Celebrations everywhere - Anybody punished? - No - Why? - Media covering the Boys recovery, coz thats very much important to the nation - Culprit invisible(might be celebrating too) WHO CARES???the Boy got rescued nah! - 1000s of pot holes in City Roads - Millions and gillions of travellers - Lakhs and corores die coz of them - Anybody punished? - No - Why? - Medias not covering that - Why? - Coz that aint going to give them sms'es like they got for the Prince Story coverage - Come on now.... whos going to pray for death on a Pot Hole NOBODY!!! it happens only in India.

Hathway Cable Sucks!!!!

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This speed is what I get when I took a 256KBPs broadband from Hathway. 235 BYTES!!!!!! These guys are THUGS!!! Dont Fall for them and their False Plans... All their plans are Crap... and they lack professionalism... I wonder what kind of recuritment policy goes at Hathway!! Visit Hathway The story goes like... Days ago I opted for Hathway and these guys promised me to lay the cable within 2 days and my billing started right after day one!! After 4 days some guys (not engineers) came over to my place to lay the cable... Minutes after that... came the people with a Modem... Motorols Surf Board.... And that to they never installed that then and their... They were gone in for good... and I had to install that myself. Now what! It worked fine till one day and within the next 2 days some light started blinking(and there went down my internet) on the modem... After 2 days they replaced the modem. Ohh! that was not a problem... So what would be the problem... So they replaced the cable... Tha...

Class WannaBeHotFemales

Hey! This is just a joke olrigh?... Myself and Vikram went down to the juice corner today and saw a girl flirting with her boyfriend(Supposebily)... Couldnt reisit that and typed an interface which girls can implement to be Hot and happening! Interface I_WannaB_A_Hot_Female inherits Females.NoBrains implements IFlirtInterface implements ICanGoAnywhereWithYou implements ITalkToAnyone implements ICanChatTillYouDie implements ICutYourPockets public function SitHellCloseOnBikes public function MakeBoysBegForLove public function ShopTillBoysDrop public function CarryMakeupBoxs public function KeepCellPhoneBusy public function NeverCook public function DontDirectlySayNo public function AskMomAndSayNo THREAD SearchForANewBakra (constantly running) End Interface if you wish to then you can add more to it!!

The power of Love

I love to make my dreams come true... I live in reality to make desires.... My style is..... to achieve what I desire.... coz I can... only when she smiles... and she always smiles when she sees me dreaming... and That’s the power of love... -- Vishal Adsool