Forward!!
I got this forwarded from somebody!!! Uncontrolabllyyyy humoroussss!!! Go thru it once... hatz off to the creator. Ever wonder why…. why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? why "abbreviated" is such a long word? why doctors call what they do "practice"? why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashingliquid is made with real lemons? why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? why they don't make the whole plane out of the material usedfor the indestructible black box ? why sheep don't shrink when it rains? why they are called apartments when they are al