Triumphs Personified

I got this forwarded from somebody!!! Uncontrolabllyyyy humoroussss!!! Go thru it once... hatz off to the creator. Ever wonder why…. why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? why "abbreviated" is such a long word? why doctors call what they do "practice"? why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashingliquid is made with real lemons? why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? why they don't make the whole plane out of the material usedfor the indestructible black box ? why sheep don't shrink when it rains? why they are called apartments when they are al...

Lifes just like an MP3.... Increasing the Byte Rate increases the Quality... For some Byte Rate might mean just Luxury... but for some it means L O V E... by the way... I have a very high quality MP3.... thanks to my byte rate... :)

1 boy - 60 feet deep pit - Hundreds of Army Officials at rescue - Prayers from all over the world - from all the communities - Lime light for the boy - Funds announced by a NEWS channel for the boys total education - Government announces 2 Lakh compensation - CM visits the small but not so small pit - PM plans his visit - boy rescued after more than 48 hours - Celebrations everywhere - Anybody punished? - No - Why? - Media covering the Boys recovery, coz thats very much important to the nation - Culprit invisible(might be celebrating too) WHO CARES???the Boy got rescued nah! - 1000s of pot holes in City Roads - Millions and gillions of travellers - Lakhs and corores die coz of them - Anybody punished? - No - Why? - Medias not covering that - Why? - Coz that aint going to give them sms'es like they got for the Prince Story coverage - Come on now.... whos going to pray for death on a Pot Hole NOBODY!!! it happens only in India.

This speed is what I get when I took a 256KBPs broadband from Hathway. 235 BYTES!!!!!! These guys are THUGS!!! Dont Fall for them and their False Plans... All their plans are Crap... and they lack professionalism... I wonder what kind of recuritment policy goes at Hathway!! Visit Hathway The story goes like... Days ago I opted for Hathway and these guys promised me to lay the cable within 2 days and my billing started right after day one!! After 4 days some guys (not engineers) came over to my place to lay the cable... Minutes after that... came the people with a Modem... Motorols Surf Board.... And that to they never installed that then and their... They were gone in for good... and I had to install that myself. Now what! It worked fine till one day and within the next 2 days some light started blinking(and there went down my internet) on the modem... After 2 days they replaced the modem. Ohh! that was not a problem... So what would be the problem... So they replaced the cable... Tha...

Hey! This is just a joke olrigh?... Myself and Vikram went down to the juice corner today and saw a girl flirting with her boyfriend(Supposebily)... Couldnt reisit that and typed an interface which girls can implement to be Hot and happening! Interface I_WannaB_A_Hot_Female inherits Females.NoBrains implements IFlirtInterface implements ICanGoAnywhereWithYou implements ITalkToAnyone implements ICanChatTillYouDie implements ICutYourPockets public function SitHellCloseOnBikes public function MakeBoysBegForLove public function ShopTillBoysDrop public function CarryMakeupBoxs public function KeepCellPhoneBusy public function NeverCook public function DontDirectlySayNo public function AskMomAndSayNo THREAD SearchForANewBakra (constantly running) End Interface if you wish to then you can add more to it!!

I love to make my dreams come true... I live in reality to make desires.... My style is..... to achieve what I desire.... coz I can... only when she smiles... and she always smiles when she sees me dreaming... and That’s the power of love... -- Vishal Adsool

'Hesitant' is how s/w engineers become when they have to change their coding languge or are forced to do that coz they aint got an option. Everybody is resistant to changes... its quite human to do so. But coz of this change most of the times people miss their great oppourtunities to discover the boundries of their capabilities. And there is one such lingu which might make people switch onto their "No way I am not going to do that" mode, and thats ...the Macromedia Flash lingu. Well..."not so much flash" used people feel that there is not much to flash about flash but in real at least till date there is nothing in flash that does not flash coz flash is all about making a flash for the viewers. Wired sentence to read right? with really a lot of flash-flash everywhere. But as a matter of fact this sentence is not the only place where flash is hanging everywhere. Every second good site you surf has considrable amount of flash. Still Java and .NET people become...

"Every rose has a thorn" is a gellitic saying...it sure is..it sounds good.. shines...is marvelous!!!, however like people prefer an Alto to a Fronty these days just like that the saying has to be a little update as well.... to a new and a little catchy punchy saying like... "Every Road in Pune has a Thong"...surprized!!! ya but thats true. I'll expliain how. Just like behind every successful man there is a woman, people in Pune know that Behind every road there is a Fraud. The stupidious an brutious act of the illitrate and moronic people making their careers at the Pune Muncipal Corporation prevoke the tax-payers and well as the tax-savers to have an experience of roller-coasters as well as moon surfaced ride over the bumpy and pot-holish roads of Pune. I doubt if there is any pre-defined standard for making the roads and if there is then I doubt if there is an body to govern and inspect if everything is going round in the proper order or not. Come to think of...

Ever observed the Pan Walla carefully? He is actually the definition of a batch processing and a multi-tasking system. Consider this Scenario: Step 1: You place your request at the pan-walla for...say a 4 magai pan. Step 2: He confirms your request. Step 3: Starts making your pans.....by adding stuff to the bettle leaves....like Gulkand,Kaat, Limestone. by the order they are placed on the Big Round Golden plate. Step 4: There comes another person and says that he wants 1 BlahBlah pan. Step 5: He stop servicing your pans and started 1 pan from the scratch till they reach the same level. Step 6: Again if another request comes then in that case if the earlier pans are almost done in that case he puts this request in buffer and continues with the earlier pans else he repeats steps 5 and 6 changing the values. This thing can go in much deeper.... as in setting the values to be changed.... like controlling the max number of Pans to be prepared at a time. But if we take this as a patter...