Roads to Pune
"Every rose has a thorn" is a gellitic saying...it sure is..it sounds good.. shines...is marvelous!!!, however like people prefer an Alto to a Fronty these days just like that the saying has to be a little update as well.... to a new and a little catchy punchy saying like... "Every Road in Pune has a Thong"...surprized!!! ya but thats true. I'll expliain how. Just like behind every successful man there is a woman, people in Pune know that Behind every road there is a Fraud. The stupidious an brutious act of the illitrate and moronic people making their careers at the Pune Muncipal Corporation prevoke the tax-payers and well as the tax-savers to have an experience of roller-coasters as well as moon surfaced ride over the bumpy and pot-holish roads of Pune. I doubt if there is any pre-defined standard for making the roads and if there is then I doubt if there is an body to govern and inspect if everything is going round in the proper order or not. Come to think of it...How come only the J.M.road of Pune has got no ditches and Pot-Holes??... How?? its just because a German contruction company constructed that road for the Puneits in the late 80's and from then till now there has been almost no patchwork or Rework on that road. Why?? were there not Humans to Construct that road? or were they Aliens...well it was surely built by Aliens to
Poona and thats why they had a a mysterious characteristics.... a characteristic of Working honestly. Ask the PMC about the same and they will say that Roads are supposed to get damaged by only by bad weather and not by anything else. Well I'll say what do you call the insensible act of Digging the roads and Patching it...Bad weather??? Why cant the PMC have (Good)Engineers working for them so that their planning will make appropriate arrangements not only for the situations like bad weather but also where in a Pipe line has to be laid down or say Cabelling has to be done.In Sanskrit its said that "Vidwan sarwartwa Poojyatey"...(this means that Inteligence is honoured everywhere) but I would say not in PMC. Look at the work done by the Platinous Company of India... the Reliance....Their technology helped them not only to lay a Fiber-Optic network all over India but also to get a contract form Contries across the World.... So as such Aliens
are not really necessary even Gujjus can do. So why can the Reliance do such a good job and not the PMC. Funds??? Come on...Cut that crap. We know where most of the Funds go??? Not in the pockets...but in their thongs... coz Brave and Honest men prefer keeping money in their Pockets as the money they earn is always White money and ya... they prefer wearing Underwears to thongs unlike others. So I guess it can be rightly said that "Every Road in Pune has a Thong" except for the JM road. Come on PMC...start wearing Pocketless Jockey.
Poona and thats why they had a a mysterious characteristics.... a characteristic of Working honestly. Ask the PMC about the same and they will say that Roads are supposed to get damaged by only by bad weather and not by anything else. Well I'll say what do you call the insensible act of Digging the roads and Patching it...Bad weather??? Why cant the PMC have (Good)Engineers working for them so that their planning will make appropriate arrangements not only for the situations like bad weather but also where in a Pipe line has to be laid down or say Cabelling has to be done.In Sanskrit its said that "Vidwan sarwartwa Poojyatey"...(this means that Inteligence is honoured everywhere) but I would say not in PMC. Look at the work done by the Platinous Company of India... the Reliance....Their technology helped them not only to lay a Fiber-Optic network all over India but also to get a contract form Contries across the World.... So as such Aliens
are not really necessary even Gujjus can do. So why can the Reliance do such a good job and not the PMC. Funds??? Come on...Cut that crap. We know where most of the Funds go??? Not in the pockets...but in their thongs... coz Brave and Honest men prefer keeping money in their Pockets as the money they earn is always White money and ya... they prefer wearing Underwears to thongs unlike others. So I guess it can be rightly said that "Every Road in Pune has a Thong" except for the JM road. Come on PMC...start wearing Pocketless Jockey.
